I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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