I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize