i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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