There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
All the doctor said was why
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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