I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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