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Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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