with your own penis?
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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