I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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