The maid of honor just puked.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
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OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
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