So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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