This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
ugly people sure do ruin things
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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