i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
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So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
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Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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