Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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