Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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