spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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