Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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