My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
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$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
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And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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