its not stalking. its research.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
This house was built for laser tag.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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