Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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