she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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