I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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