Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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