So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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