Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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