I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
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Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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