when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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