kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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