Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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