I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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