what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
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Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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