in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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