i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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