Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
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