I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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