He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
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Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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