Dual....:-)
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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