he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
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