my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
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Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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