He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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