so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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