your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
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My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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