A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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