Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
someone owes me an orgasm
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
