Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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