I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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