Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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