Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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