Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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