Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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