Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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