we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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