hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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