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(909): View more from California

why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?

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(239): View more from Florida

I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.

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(406): View more from Montana

Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years

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(+61): View more from Australia

it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'

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(904): View more from Florida

It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym

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(515): View more from Iowa

You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?

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