I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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