You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
dude i'm inner monologue high
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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